These are some uncharted waters; head back.

Edison clearly doesn't care enough to finish building a site.

You should heed the advice.

Stop scrolling: it doesn't help your cause.

Now you're making me angry.

Stop and think for a moment. You are playing with an inanimate webpage.

You're having fun, aren't you?

Just stop. The average website produces 1.76g of CO2 for every page view.

Ah ha. You thought I had a green agenda.

There really isn't anything special at the end of this site.

Fine, here's a picture of a cat. Happy?

I seriously thought you were going to stop after being disappointed by the non-existent picture of a cat.